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Don't let
cancel culture
cancel the past.

UnCancelMe™ is revolutionizing the way we think about cancel culture.

Our Twitter bot allows all cancelled people—from historical figures to fictional characters—to apologize using the best apology platform of all: the notes app.

Follow @aipologynotes on Twitter
to see how we're changing the game.

See more on Twitter

The old way is broken.

The current apology process is little-changed since the dawn of humanity.

It's a manual process that requires self-awareness, introspection and empathy.

But that's inefficient. It's emotionally taxing. And influenced by messy human variables like “emotion” and “personal experience.”

Enter: AI

AI's unparalled power and objective nature make it the superior choice compared to flawed, subjective humans.

We apply the promise of AI to the science of sorry.

Lighten your load

Self-awareness and empathy make us human—but it's also a lot of tough emotional labor.

Our algorithm caters to the emotional needs of the recipient, consistently producing optimal results for a superior apology experience.

The science of sorry.

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We used AI to analyze millions of apologies throughout history.

From that data, we converted the human expression of interpersonal remorse into an elegant math expression:

`Ψ(E) = max_{s∈S, a∈A}(Π(E|s,a))`

Our algorithm takes into account the emotional satisfaction (Ψ) that comes from apologizing, as well as the likelihood (Π) of different emotional responses (E) based on the apology state (s) and action (a) taken.

We've solved for "sorry."

Big brand?
Big remorse.

The future of business is AI-driven. Now's the time to automate your apology process.

With our Enterprise plans, our AI model will learn your specific apologizing tendencies and pre-write apologies for you before you even make the mistake.

Our three plans offer increasing levels of apology automation and customization to meet your needs.

👤 YouTubers

$49/mo

Did you say something racist (again)? Swindle your subscribers with a crypto scam?

Aipology® can script your entire apology video, ensuring it's the most tear-jerking, sincere, and memorable one on the internet. Move over, Logan Paul.

🏭 Oil Company

$399,500/mo

Apologizing for environmental disasters and damage to local communities is time-consuming. And time is money.

With the 'Oil Company' enterprise plan, you focus on running your business while we handle the oil-soaked pelicans and ruined aquifers.

Best value!

⚠️ Kanye West

Contact for pricing

If you're considering the 'Kanye West' enterprise plan, things are really, really bad.
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We're not going to lie to you: this is the toughest test our AI has ever faced.

But if there's a sliver of a chance for a comeback while you're in a nuclear-grade PR armageddon, Aipology® is it.

Is this real?

(And other FAQs)

Is this real?

Yes, this is absolutely a real website.

Can Aipology® really replace human apologies completely?

It already has. It's done. See our algorithm.

Will using Aipology® turn me into a heartless robot?

No, you're already a heartless robot. That's why you need Aipology® in the first place.

Will Aipology®'s algorithm evolve to become more advanced than the human brain?

Probably, yeah.

But really: Should I actually use these apologies?

Knock yourself out. But don't sue us if it's goes poorly. Because it definitely wasn't the algorithm—it was probably your delivery, demeanor, etc.

Do you offer high-volume plans for those who require an extraordinary amount of apologies?

Yes, we offer Enterprise Plans at three tiers: YouTuber, Oil Company, and Kanye West. Learn more here.

Are you hiring?

Yes. We're growing faster than we can hire. Please send your resume and a cover letter (in the style of an angry apologetic letter) to [email protected].

2. Can Aipology® really replace human apologies completely?

It already has. It's done. See our algorithm.
3. Will using Aipology® turn me into a heartless robot?

No, you're already a heartless robot. That's why you need Aipology® in the first place.
Will Aipology®'s algorithm evolve to become more advanced than the human brain?

Probably, yeah.
But really: Should I actually use these apologies?

I don't know, sure? But don't sue me if it's goes poorly. Because it definitely wasn't the algorithm—it was probably your delivery.
5. Do you offer volume discounts for those who require an extraordinary amount of apologies?

Yes, we offer Enterprise Plans at three tiers: Apologies for YouTubers, Exxon Mobil, Kanye West. Learn more here.
6. Are you hiring?

Yes. We're growing faster than we can hire.
Please send your resume and a cover letter (in the style of an angry apologetic letter) to [email protected].

Never apologize again.Let AI do it for you.

Don't letcancel culturecancel the past.

The old way is broken.

Enter: AI

Lighten your load

The science of sorry.

`Ψ(E) = max_{s∈S, a∈A}(Π(E|s,a))`

Big brand?Big remorse.

👤 YouTubers

🏭 Oil Company

⚠️ Kanye West

Is this real?

(And other FAQs)

1. Is this real?

2. Can Aipology® really replace human apologies completely?

3. Will using Aipology® turn me into a heartless robot?

Will Aipology®'s algorithm evolve to become more advanced than the human brain?

But really: Should I actually use these apologies?

5. Do you offer volume discounts for those who require an extraordinary amount of apologies?

6. Are you hiring?

Never apologize again.
Let AI do it for you.

Don't let
cancel culture
cancel the past.

Big brand?
Big remorse.